What is the best?

So often everyone asks...so what is the best seller???

When you purchase items do you like knowing that others have enjoyed the product? I am not just talking vibrators here...think automobiles, cell phones, insurance, stocks...

I would have to say that personally, a good recommendation always helps sway me one way or another.

If a friend likes their cell phone provider am I going to run out and sign up with them? Maybe, if my contract is up and I can get a good deal.

What about if a friend loves their gynecologist? Do I quickly get an appointment with "Dr. Spreademwell"? NO!

Then why does it matter which vibrator your friend has? Do you think that if it pleases her, then dammit, it must do the trick for me too. It would be nice to get that same "O"utcome wouldn't it??

After selling "toys" for over six years now, I certainly am discerning about what I like and dislike in my "vibrating friends, as well as the lotions and potions that help to get the job done.

So maybe then it does influence our decisions. Positive or negative images are planted and we already know if we will like something or not without even trying it.

Well, here they are...the list you have been asking for...the top sellers...my favorites...

1. Flower Balm Do you want an "O" every time?? That's all I need to say.

2. Coochy- no, not the slang for your "vagina"! A fabulous shaving cream to eliminate those hideous red bumps in the bikini area.

3. Eros Bodyglide Lubricant. Talk about putting KY to shame!?! No comparison whatsoever. This is the BOMB. Imagine liquid silk...smooth, sensual and soft to the touch.

4. Silky Sheets Do you have to deal with that damn wet spot??? Somehow it is always on my side. Do I sleep on a slant or something?? Anyway, this stuff absorbs moisture. That's right, spray it on "the spot" and it will absorb the wetness and leave a freshly scented talc. Try it.

5. Cuddles- no, this is not your grandmother's toy poodle! This is a good basic cockring for both partners to enjoy.

6. Impulse Micro Arouser now this cokring goes above and beyond the call of duty. I have been told that it has saved a few marriages. Now isn't a $60 cockring less expensive then a divorce attorney??? It's worth a try!

7. Rabbit Pearl The name itself reminds us of Sex in the City. Do you remember the episode. An intervention had to occur because she would not leave her bedroom! I can understand how she feels.

8. Five Minute Erotica This book of short erotic stories is perfect to get things heated up in a flash. How about a little light reading to your partner before you pounce on them???

9. Silk Touch Egg This is the modern girls version of "the bullet". This egg shaped "massager" is ribbed and coated with a soft silicone. The patterns and intensity of vibrations this little egg offers will leave you wanting an "egg" every morning for breakfast!

10. Decadent Indulgence Yes it one of the fastest orgasm giving vibrators around. Hummingbird flapping its wings and flickering its pointer just for you. If you have a minute, you have an "O"! You don't have a minute you say, well then apply some Flower Balm and I bet it will take less than that to find the "O". Can you beat the record??? Why not give it a try!?!

Well, I hope this list helps you make some "BIG" decisions.

It's getting late so I have to grab my Five Minute Erotica book, apply a dab of Flower Balm and a smiggen of Eros, then reach for my Decadent Indulgence. I have less than a minute before I fall asleep!

All in a days work! (Research is a hard thing!)

Getting Your Groove Back

You know the days...
alarm clock does not go off (dammit!);
car won't start (piece of sh*t!);
270 is like a parking lot !?*##!?;
lunch appointment cancelled after an hour late (what the h3LL! Have you heard of an f'in cell phone!!);
you get a note home from kids teachers (Johnny needs to keep his hands to himself...you envision a sexual harassment suit in the making!);
you burn dinner (call Dominos);
do homework with the kids (am I smarter than a 3rd grader??);
do laundry (where are those missing socks?);
vaccuum (damn dogs- dust bunnies keep multiplying!);
give kids a bath (now I am soaked!);
brush teeth, say prayers then put them off to bed.
BREATHE...now it is your time (or is it??)

You take a hot shower (with some Lavender Hemp Seed Bath Gel);
rub yourself down with some soothing Lavender Hemp Seed Body Lotion;
throw on your granny panties follwed by the rattiest flannel footie pjs you have;
hop into bed with a good book (How To Get Your Groove Back);
open to the fish eared page and then.....
your husbands invades your side of the bed and starts the groping!!!
What the h3LL??!! Does he not know how my day has been??? The last thing on my mind is some "action"!
Knowing the inevitable, I reach over into my "top drawer of the nightstand". You know "the drawer". I grad my ultimate favorite product...no, not the Rabbit Pearl, no not even the Decadent Indulgence...
the FLOWER BALM!!!
(Whoever invented this sh*t deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.)
Take a two finger swipe and rub it gently on "the spot".
Within moments, your senses are aroused.
A "Peppermint Patty" sensation of sorts...think cooling, tingling, warming...

Oh yeah, in the rat race of the day, I forgot that I am a sexual being who deserves pleasure. That's right! You deserve pleasure too!

I would have to say that 9 sessions out of 10 the result is the BIG O!

Now, he is relaxed, rolls over and falls asleep.
I am satisfied (thank you Flower Balm) and now I can read that book about getting my groove back.

Maybe I need to write my own book..."How Flower Balm Helped Me Get My Groove Back".

Here's to Flower Balm Ladies. Guaranteed to delight you or your money back!!

Let your Flower bloom...