Getting Your Groove Back

You know the days...
alarm clock does not go off (dammit!);
car won't start (piece of sh*t!);
270 is like a parking lot !?*##!?;
lunch appointment cancelled after an hour late (what the h3LL! Have you heard of an f'in cell phone!!);
you get a note home from kids teachers (Johnny needs to keep his hands to himself...you envision a sexual harassment suit in the making!);
you burn dinner (call Dominos);
do homework with the kids (am I smarter than a 3rd grader??);
do laundry (where are those missing socks?);
vaccuum (damn dogs- dust bunnies keep multiplying!);
give kids a bath (now I am soaked!);
brush teeth, say prayers then put them off to bed.
BREATHE...now it is your time (or is it??)

You take a hot shower (with some Lavender Hemp Seed Bath Gel);
rub yourself down with some soothing Lavender Hemp Seed Body Lotion;
throw on your granny panties follwed by the rattiest flannel footie pjs you have;
hop into bed with a good book (How To Get Your Groove Back);
open to the fish eared page and then.....
your husbands invades your side of the bed and starts the groping!!!
What the h3LL??!! Does he not know how my day has been??? The last thing on my mind is some "action"!
Knowing the inevitable, I reach over into my "top drawer of the nightstand". You know "the drawer". I grad my ultimate favorite product...no, not the Rabbit Pearl, no not even the Decadent Indulgence...
the FLOWER BALM!!!
(Whoever invented this sh*t deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.)
Take a two finger swipe and rub it gently on "the spot".
Within moments, your senses are aroused.
A "Peppermint Patty" sensation of sorts...think cooling, tingling, warming...

Oh yeah, in the rat race of the day, I forgot that I am a sexual being who deserves pleasure. That's right! You deserve pleasure too!

I would have to say that 9 sessions out of 10 the result is the BIG O!

Now, he is relaxed, rolls over and falls asleep.
I am satisfied (thank you Flower Balm) and now I can read that book about getting my groove back.

Maybe I need to write my own book..."How Flower Balm Helped Me Get My Groove Back".

Here's to Flower Balm Ladies. Guaranteed to delight you or your money back!!

Let your Flower bloom...